Friday, May 20, 2011

Tips to pass job interviews - learn from these examples

Looking for tips to pass job interviews? I'm not gonna give you tips but you can read these examples to guide you. Know what to do and what not to do during interviews.

Interviewer: What is your major in Educ?
Applicant: Reading.
I: That's good! So you love reading.
A: Yes! I love reading so much.
I: What types of books do you read?
A: Self-help books because they uplift me whenever I'm down.
I: How often do you read self-help books?
A: Almost everyday!
I: Does that mean you feel down everyday?
A: Ah....ahh....ahh
I: What subjects can you teach aside from English!
A: Reading!
I: (smiles)
A: Oh! Reading is English! Ah...Ah...

Personality problem? hmmmm

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Interviewer: Good morning!
Applicant: Hi sir!
I: Tell me something about yourself.
A: Hi  I'm Maria (fictional name, of course). I'm 24 years old. I'm single. I do not go out a lot, that's why. But once in a while I go out with friends to watch movies.
I: (smiles). Go on!
A: We also party sometimes.

Are we close already or are you trying to flirt with me?

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Interviewer: Good morning!
Applicant: Good morning!
I: Have a seat!
A: Thank you!
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I: So why did you leave your last job?
A: They do not pay well. And we are overworked.
I: (smiles)
A: And they do not have overtime pay.
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I: Do you have any question?
A: How much is the salary here?

Money! Money! Money!

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